Stephen Hawking says aliens from outer space could be dangerous. Stephen Colbert says aliens should fear us. You decide!
The great physicist Stephen Hawking thinks our encounter with aliens will go something like this:
“If aliens ever visit us, I think the outcome would be much as when Christopher Columbus first landed in America, which didn’t turn out very well for the Native Americans.”
Talk about cosmic karma!
Here’s what Steven Colbert thinks:
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I think humans would have a lot to offer an advanced race of alien visitors. But much like when company comes over and you clean your house, hide your porn, and put out the personalized autographed picture of Elvis, here are a few things to we should do to prepare for a visit from ET.
Things we need to hide:
All references to anal probes (don’t want to give them any ideas)
American Idol
“Alien vs Predators” movies
Snuggies
Area 51
Karaoke
The British Parliament
Things we need to show:
youtube.com
Glee (TV Show)
The “Galaxy Quest” movie
Chocolate
Yosemite National Park
Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert
Stephen Hawking
Cool Technology Blogs (shameless self-promotion plug!)
What do you think we should hide from hide from aliens and what should we show-off?
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