Hot shirtless guys and scantily clad girls running on the side of the road are MUCH more of a distraction and hazardous than cell phones. So let’s pass a law against hot people running. They’re already hot so why do they need to run anyway? Of course, non-hot people may continue to run and should continue to do so. Until they become hot, then they must stop.
If I cannot be trusted as an adult to do two things at once like talk on the cell and drive, then I cannot be trusted to not be distracted when hot people are running on the sidewalks of busy streets.
Wouldn’t you find this distracting and even dangerous if you saw something like this while you were behind the wheel?
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Your head would be spinning around like the Exorcist to get another look with no concern to your fellow drivers.
In fact, why we’re at it, let’s outlaw hot people all together! They make me feel bad about myself. And if my self-esteem is low it will have a negative impact on my driving. (I’m sure someone has done a study about this.) It cannot be my fault if I feel bad about myself. No Way! The hot people are to blame! IT’S THEIR FAULT and NOT MINE! So they must be stopped!
What I really think!
The no-cell-phone while driving is a scam and just another way for local governments to raise money and insurance companies to increase your rates. We are adults and can do two things at once.
I still like this video from my post Have no Fear, Hands Free is Here!
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